Not all holidays are "contrived". Consider the following: * Z-Day--January 1 * Everyone with a "Z" name gets to be first in line today. * Get a Different Name Day--February 13 * Name Yourself Day--April 9 * National "Joe" Day--March 27 * Everyone who hates their name is called "Joe" today. * Name Your Car Day--October 2 National Goof-Off Day--March 22 * National Relaxation Day--August 15 * Festival Of Sleep--January 3 * Public Sleeping Day--February 28 * Make Up Your Own Holiday Day--March 26 * Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes It Day--January 2 * Fly a Kite Day--February 8 * Man Watcher's Day--January 8 * Play God Day--January 9 * Measure Your Feet Day--January 23 * Return Carts to the Supermarket Month--February 1-28 * National Blah Buster Month--February 1-28 * For busting the winter blahs. * National Surf and Turf Day--February 29 * National Read a Road Map Week--April 4-10 * Clean Up Your Room Day--May 10 * Anti-Boredom Month--July 1-31 * Hitchhiking Month--July 1-31 * Take A Hike Day--November 17 * Build a Scarecrow Day--July 1 * World Sauntering Day--June 19 * Ugly Truck Contest--July 20 * National Tug-o-War Contest--July 21 * Take Your Pants for a Walk Day--July 27 * Wiggle Your Toes Day--August 6 * Defy Super Situation Day--September 13 * Cable TV Month--September 1-30 * Ask a Stupid Question Day--September 28 * Be Bald and Free Day--October 14 * Punk For a Day Day--October 25 * Waiting For the Barbarians Day--November 4 * Marooned Without a Compass Day--November 6 * Start Your Own Country Day--November 22 * Make Your Own Head Day--November 28 * Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute--December 30 Feast of Fabulous Wild Men--January 12 * Opposite Day--January 25 * Thomas Crapper Day--January 27 * A holiday devoted to the man who invented the flush toilet. * Escape Day--January 30 * Ferris Wheel Day--February 14 * Disaster Day--February 5 * Hoodie Hoo Day--February 20 * Publicity Stunt Week--April 1-7 * All is Ours Day--April 8 * Eight-track Tape Day--April 11 * Rubber Eraser Day--April 5 * Look A Like Day--April 20 * Lumpy Rug Day--May 3 * Paste-Up Day--May 7 * My Bucket's Got a Hole in It Day--May 30 * Repeat Day--June 3 * National Shampoo Week--June 7-13 * Name Your Poison Day--June 8 * National Clay Week--June 13-20 * "Happy Birthday to You"'s Birthday * Bingo's Birthday Month--December 1-31 * Pleasure Week--July 1-7 * National Television Heritage Day--July 1 * All or Nothing Day--July 26 * No News is Good News Day--September 11 * National Play-Doh Day--September 18 * National Mud Pack Day--September 30 * Come and Take it Day--October 6 * American Tag Day--October 8 * Babbling Day--October 21 * It's My Party Day--October 11 * Sweetest Day of the Year--3rd Saturday in October * Mule Day--October 26 * Hermit Day--October 29 * Chaos Never Dies Day--November 9 * Forget-Me-Not Day--November 10 * Air Day--November 11 * Absurdity Day--November 20 * False Confessions Day--November 21 * Take It in the Ear Day--December 8 ************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com.