> A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an > eternity...driving his playing partner nuts...he was looking up and > down, measuing distances and wind direction > Finally his partner says...."What the hell is taking so long?.. > The guy said, "My wife is watching from the club house and I want this > shot to be perfect" > "Forget it man," his partner said, "You'll never hit her from here"... -- BJ's Genealogy Site http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/7241/index.html BJ's Craft Page http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/Garden/2342/crafts/clinks.html BJ's Poetry Page http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/7241/poetry.html To subscribe, change options, or unsubscribe please see the instructions at http://listlva.lib.va.us/archives/va-roots.html